Across the UK nearly 400 viewers complained that the BBC had cocked up again and that BBC2 had been showing Ski Sunday every night for the past week, although this was initially dismissed as repeats. After some investigation it became clear that it was actually due to an increase in sliding activities on a whistling mountain in the State of Canada, which is more commonly referred to as 'East Alaska.' Canada was widely believed to be completely inactive after Celine Dion finally shut the fuck up about that frigging boat sinking.

Dave Watt, a viewer who complained to the BBC, told Stinky Ponky "It was all very confusing. When I rang and made my complaint they promised to look into it, but after a couple of days some chap called me back and told me that it was actually meant to be happening! He said it was something called the 'Winter Olympics' and I asked him what sort of a dribbling piss-cock he took me for. There had been no sign of Great Britain on a bike, or Paula Radcliffe in piss soaked trainers, and I certainly hadn't seen us winning in a boating event or losing really badly in any real sports.

"He claimed that it was another Olympics, which is ridiculous, isn't it? That's like saying there's another Disneyland. He said 'remember Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards?' and told me it didn't matter when I said no. The icing on the cake was when he said it was all happening in Canada, which is when I told him to fuck right off, because I'm not stupid and I'd be more likely to believe in aliens or Jesus than activity in Canada. The closest they've come to activity in recent years was that TV show about the police chappy who went from Canada to Chicago, wore a red uniform, rode horses and tasted shit to see what it was. Personally, I would have sniffed it, and said something like 'that's shit that is.' But there you go. That's Canada on a plate that is.

"I rang the BBC back last night to complain that I'd given it another go and had to sit and watch two hours of sledging. They said something like 'Actually the events are called the skeleton, four men called bob and lube,' which sounds a bit rude to me.

"I told them it was definitely sledging."