Internet giants Amazon have withdrawn an unofficial "Manchester United Chants" album after one of the tracks made Arsenal Manager Arsène Wenger "cry like a three year old girl who has just dropped her ice cream."

The compilation boasts nearly 60 tracks and bills itself as "the perfect companion for both the seasoned supporter and football novice alike" and is accompanied by a booklet called The Referee's A Wanker: A Beginner's Guide To Football Chants.

The collection includes a number of basic, classic chants such as You're Shit And You Know You Are, You're Going Home In A Fucking Ambulance and Who's The Wanker In The Black?

In addition the 4 disc compilation contains many specific Manchester United tracks, and it is one of these that has caused Mr Wenger to sob like Gwyneth fucking Paltrow collecting an Oscar. The section of the recording that particularly offended the Arsenal Manager was Arsène likes wearing frocks / He likes to suck le coq. One member of the Arsenal coaching team said "It doesn't surprise me the United fans would do something like this. Apparently it's sold very well in the Home Counties. Some of these people are real scumbags - lowlifes of the worst kind. We're talking accountants and solicitors. Jesus Harold Christ, some of them are even estate agents.

Manchester United supporter Giles Haughton-Wallace, who has followed United since they won the treble in 1999, is the man behind the chants CD. He told Stinky Ponky "I'm not sure what all the fuss is about. We're not targetting Wenger here you know, and we left the infamous paedophile chant out of course. There's songs in there about most premiership managers and in track 12 on disc 3 - Useless, Useless, Useless Wankers - we mention three referees by name.

"Harry Redknapp hasn't complained about his song What The Fuck's Going On With Your Eye, Harry? And we haven't received any complaints from Rafa Benitez about Crack A Smile You Miserable Spanish Piss-ant. If I'm being honest though I have been told that Steve Bruce wasn't particularly pleased with his song You look like a pensioner's scrotum.