Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher is expected to return home at the weekend after visiting Ronny and Nancy with Dennis, she told her nurses.

Mrs Thatcher, who spent 11 years dismantling Britain and selling it to the highest bidder, broke her arm earlier this month which everyone agreed was an awful shame and has since been in medical care. Staff at London's Chelsea and Westminster hospital said that Mrs Thatcher was initially astonished that we had any hospitals left as she had abolished health care in the 80's.

Mrs Thatcher, who has become affectionally known by her nurses as 'Old Bitchface,' has been telling everyone how lovely it was to see the Reagan's again and how 'funny old Ronny' kept 'forgetting to put his cock away after going to the toilet, just like in the old days,' and how Nancy spent the entire time 'pissed out of her tree before sleeping with Prince Valium as usual.'

Stinky Ponky's political analyst, Professor John Wonderwall from the University of Western Democracy in the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia told us; "Nearly 20 years after she was in office people still bear Baroness Thatcher a grudge. Many people forget all the good she did, like... um... Oh, yes -  the Falklands War.

"Ok, that wasn't a good example.

"Personally I can forgive her for taking milk from kids. I can forgive her for privatizing anything that stayed still for long enough. I can even forgive her for the Falklands as she saved so many innocent sheep and penguins. But I will never, ever forgive her for giving birth to Carol."