The documents, which will be revealed in a documentary, document documentation documenting torture methods used on detainees over several years at the controversial military camp on the Cuban coast. The camp has become so infamous over the last decade that a bay, also in Cuba, has been named after it - the Bay of Pigs, which is where the pig flu epidemic is now thought to have originated.

 

Stinky Ponky can exclusively reveal the exclusive contents of several of the documents, which document a number of previously undocumented torture methods and effectively rate their effectiveness, often with commentaries consisting of comments from the torturers as they tortured the detainees who were being detained at the detention centre.

 

Extracts from the document include the following entries.

 

"CASE 1, SUBJECT 133, TORTURER FOR TODAY: DAVE. Tried tickling today, not much good to be honest and he wasn't even smiling, so I gave him a chinese burn. He said that it chafed a bit and was quite sore but it still hadn't convinced him to say he was a terrorist. Gave him a wedgie and he said it was quite nice. Went for a shower."

 

"CASE 1, SUBJECT 133, TORTURER FOR TODAY: BRETT. Dave's methods appear a bit tame. Subject asked for a wedgie but got a slap instead. Scraped fingernails down chalkboard. Rubbed pieces of polystyrene together. Pretended to bite tin foil. Still not a terrorist, apparently."

 

"CASE 1, SUBJECT 133, TORTURER FOR TODAY: ROCKY. Dave/Brett useless. Broke fingers on subject's left hand. Waterboarding. Genital electrocution. Stubbed out cigarette on arm. No joy. Flicked on radio while I went for a piss. Came back to cell at the end of Losing My Religion. Subject said 'I shot Kennedy. I shot at Reagan and I went down on Clinton. TURN IT OFF! IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN WORLD, PLEASE TURN IT OFF!"