The report follows a recent YouTube video of policeboys sliding down a hill in Oxfordshire on riot shields captured by a member of the public. It was accompanied by comments indicating that although the officers were on duty they went on to build a snowman with a massive erection. Police Chief Martin Brody, 17,  later reprimanded the policeboys, before telling the press "They've all said they're sorry, but to be honest I've heard it all before so I've grounded them for a week. And I'm not giving in this time."

 

Many other incidents indicating the immaturity of police officers have been recorded in the UK. In St. Albans one member of the public made an official complaint after policeboys rang her doorbell 8 times, hiding in the bushes before she got to the door. "That would have been bad enough," she told Stinky Ponky. "I could hear them sniggering and even see one boy's truncheon sticking out. I told them I knew they were there but they ignored me. It was very distressing, especially when they eventually admitted that the reason for their visit was to tell me my husband had just died."

 

In West Lothian retired headmaster Dave Watt told us "I've had no end of trouble with them because they know what I used to do for a living. The policeboys were forever pissing through my letterbox, until I bought a dobermann. I don't think the sight of him shaking his head back and forth with a mouthful of what had been stuck through the letterbox will ever leave me, and neither will the screams. I should have realised that the next thing through the letterbox would be a lump of steak liberally sprinkled with cocaine and laxatives. He went round the house like a canine shit rocket."

 

Stinky Ponky asked Metropolitan Police Commander Peter Dowt for his opinion on the matter. He told us "I've had to speak very harshly with some officers, even making them cry sometimes when I've threatened to tell their mums. Frankly this sort of ridiculous, immature behaviour has to stop.

 

"Pull my finger. Go on, pull it."