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January 27th 2010 ![]() Teletubby Tinky Winky has spoken out against Machester United Defender Gary Neville's plans to duplicate the Teletubby mansion next to the original in Greater Manchester and then live in it dressed as a big, purple gay icon.
Neville, who has been a Teletubby fan since he was 23, personally designed his new home with felt tip pens on the wall of the hallway in his mum's house in Bury. Gary is continuing a family tradition as both his father Neville Neville and his grandfather Neville Neville Neville built houses based upon their favourite Children's programmes. As a result Gary was raised in a burrow dressed as a Womble and would visit his Grandpa at weekends who lived in Top Cat's bin.
Dave Watt, Managing Director of the firm of architects responsible for the final plans - Watt, Who and Howe - said "Mr Neville's house will be a lovely project. We're really proud to be part of him giving us shag loads of lovely cash to build him a giant rabbit warren. And it's shaped like a lovely flower too. Lovely."
Tinky Winky however has spoken out against Neville's plans, telling Stinky Ponky "While we do not wish to appear rude we simply do not want to have the likes of Mr Neville in our neighbourhood. Teletubbyland is very exclusive and his presence would, I fear, make warren prices plummet. I'm sure Gary is a lovely man who, under any other circumstance, I would greet with a warm 'eh-oh' and a rub of his belly, but La-la, Dipsy, Po and I must take a firm stance here. It simply won't do. I dread to think what Iggle Piggle will say; he can be very angry at times."
Stinky Ponky visited the Night Garden to ask Iggle Piggle what he thought of Mr Neville's plan. He said "He's doing fucking WHAT? Look at me. What colour am I? I'm a CITY fan, and if that stinking piss-whistle thinks he can move in around here then he can suck my massive blue cock.
"Now if you'll excuse me I seem to have mislaid my blankie."
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