Stinky Ponky - The Chances Of Anything Coming From Mars Are Now Only 500-1

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THE CHANCES OF ANYTHING COMING FROM MARS ARE NOW ONLY 500-1

May 17th 2009

In H.G.V Wells' 1984 70's documentary stage musical production of 'War of the Triffids' starring Tom Cruise and the state of Dakota we were given odds of 1,000,000-1 on the chances of anything coming from Mars. Thousands of punters now wish they'd put a pound on that as the odds are drastically reduced.

Mars, best known of the planet sweets, was developed from Milky Way with the intention of aiding our ability to work, rest and play. The planet has a thick chocolate crust covered in canals with a nougat and caramel centre, according to leading scientists in the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia.

The same scientists are now working around a clock to investigate claims that something has actually come from Mars. In direct response to this bookmakers William Hill have slashed the odds on the chances of anything coming from the red planet, an insider tells us. When approached they had nothing to offer on the subject, asking only "what the piss are you on about?" before returning to the 3.20 from Cheltenham.

Stinky Ponky however can exclusively reveal that something has indeed come from Mars. Us.

We've taken the form of a three legged donkey for reasons that will all be explained in good time and have nothing at all to do with maintaining an air of mysteriosity. We come in peace. Take me to you leader. I believe these things are traditional among you earthlings.

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