"KILL THE GOLDFISH-SELLING BITCH" SAY MAIL READERS

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March 31st 2010 Daily Mail readers across Britain have called for the death penalty to be immediately reinstated in order to deal with the EVIL grandmother who sold a LIVE GOLDFISH to a TEENAGE BOY for MONEY. This man has two goldfish in a bowl on his head. Officers from the RSPCA, FBI, MI5 and DFS fired tear gas into the pet shop owned by evil Joan Higgins on Saturday morning before swinging through the front window and tasering her in the head. The arrest formed the culmination of a sting operation which began with Dave Watt, a 14 year old boy who was specifically hired to pose as a 14 year old boy intent on buying a goldfish. Once the goldfish was purchased officers swung into action. The fish was later pickled in order to be used as evidence in court. Stinky Ponky spoke with some Daily Mail readers at an anger management course in Sheffiled. Maurice Cole, a Security Consultant, told us "Hanging would be too good for this festering fish-demon. She should be partially drowned in horse piss before being beheaded and then executed to death with electricity. After that they should throw her to angry, wild badgers and let them finish her off, before sending her to mental prison for the rest of her life." John Osborne, an Estate Agent, said "All that is necessary for evil to succeed is that good men do nothing - well I for one won't be a good man. If I come across this disgraceful fish-selling piss-witch who clearly has no respect for the irreplaceable, precious sanctity of life, I'll kill the bitch. I can only take comfort in the knowledge that she will receive her rightful punishment when she is being chased across the flaming hills of hell by the seven bastard children of Judas Iscariot and Mary Magdelene with red hot pitchforks." RSPCA spokesman Russell Roberts said "We realise that there are a few people remaining in Britain whose political stance is slightly to the left of the Daily Mail, and these people could think it was a wee bit over the top. What these wishy-washy lesbian/gay communists have to understand is that this is not the first complaint that we've received about Mrs Higgins. "We have it on good authority that she once taught a cockatiel to say fuck."
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Ceara : ) 01 Apr 2010 09:15 Lmao!!! I lol 'd at this : )