May 27th 2009

BNP leader Nick Griffin has pulled out of the upcoming Buckingham Palace garden party claiming that he had “no idea” there would be so many foreigners invited.

Mr Griffin, removing his white hood, said he had “no wish to embarrass the Queen” by getting pissed and ranting on like Hitler at Nuremburg. He went on to describe how the barely reported news story of his invite to the palace had been greeted with an “hysterical” public reaction. Stinky Ponky can confirm that it had witnessed large crowds not gathering anywhere to completely fail to protest over the invite. Nationwide, thousands didn’t rally and no placards were seen denouncing the decision with furious outrage.

Mr Griffin had not personally received the invite but had planned to attend with Richard Barnbrook, who represents the BNP at the London Assembly. Instead of Mr Griffin Mr Barnbrook will now be taking his mum.

Mr Griffin was said to be “looking forward to meeting with Prince Phillip” with whom he expected to have “plenty to chat about” as he was “as British as the Elgin marbles” which are actually Greek.

A spokesman for Buckingham Palace said to Stinky Ponky; “Are you really surprised at this? We would be letting an outspoken, rude, insensitive, intolerant, racist, fascist bastard near the Queen in her own home.

“Ok, that was a bad example.”