"I did it in her memory," said Jack, speaking to Stinky Ponky from the Embassy nightclub. "She would not have wanted me to just watch porn and shake hands with my trouser sausage forever, so even though it made me feel sick and dirty I had to get pissed and lick nutella off a page 3 girl's tits, which you can see in tomorrow's Sun by the way.

 

"But I didn't stop thinking of Jade the whole time for very long."

 

Only two months ago Mr Tweed's lawyers spoke of how his drunken party days were over and what a lovely boy he was now, someone your gran would really, really like, but as he'd punched a taxi driver and previously a 16 year old the judge still put him in prison, oddly suggesting that he was actually a nasty criminal. After his release Mr Tweed celebrated the end of his drunken party days with a big party where he got completely shitfaced in Jade's memory.

 

Mr Tweed has spoken of his desire to be a good role model for Jade's sons. "At the end of the day I want them to look up to me," he said, pausing only to lick salt of a call girl's tits after downing a shot of tequila. "I'd like Bobby and the other one to think of me as their other Dad, the one that got lots of mum's money."

 

Mr Tweed was also unable to attend a memorial service for Jade earlier this month as he was double booked to do a pop video with well known up and coming girl band Bubbel G. "I was only given 24 hours notice of the memorial for thingy... Jade," he said, licking champagne from a pole dancer's tits. "The pop video had been booked for months so I couldn't let the girls down. They would have been waiting around in tight outfits, feeling sorry for themselves. Maybe they'd have had a drink and started practising kissing on each other... No, I couldn't have done that to them."

 

Stinky Ponky asked Miss O'Connor how she felt about Jack telling the national press that he was very drunk and felt 'sick' and 'dirty' after sleeping with her adding that he 'shouldn't have done it' and 'cried afterwards.'

 

"I'm not bitter - I understand Jack's terrible situation completely," she told Stinky Ponky. "Because of who Jade was Jack finds himself grieving in the public eye after her death. He's just trying to get on with his life. It's very difficult for him to deal with this when he has such a tiny, pathetic excuse of a penis."