The Shit has been placed in a large cage in Pentonville Prison and despite reports that it has been extremely distressed since being taken into custody, there has been surprisingly little sympathy for it's plight. Prison Officer Duncan Biscuits told Stinky Ponky "To be honest I'm not surprised. The Shit is accused of rape - never a popular crime with other inmates - but even if that weren't the case his twatty little face makes you want to hit it with the heaviest thing you can possibly lift until it stops moving. Honestly, just thinking about The Shit makes me want to squeeze it's poxy little neck until I break my own fingers."

Due to his frail mental condition The Shit was being checked every two hours up until the point where he apparently indicated that he wanted to end it all. Since then prison officers have been very busy in other parts of the prison but have kindly left The Shit with some rope to play with, so that he doesn't get bored, as well as 50 paracetemol in case he gets a headache.

Biologist Robert 'Robert' Robertson told Stinky Ponky "I think The Shit may have received some bad press to be honest. If this rape thing turns out to be a false allegation I'm sure we will be able to rehabilitate the lovely little devil into society, as he's really well loved by many people. I will be looking forward to his release.

"Just kidding. I think the little fucker should prepare himself for a few years of unwanted bum sex."