Price, who is a major talent when it comes to having fake tits, has said that she has decided to make a film of her life from her auto biographies in order to avoid having to read them. A spokesman for the titted mouth told Stinky Ponky "Katie's autobiography was written by her favourite author, Dave Watt, who was responsible for See Spot Run! andThe Big, Red Ball! He's been asked to write the screenplay for the film and he's very excited about it as he's only ever written screenplay for CBeebies before now.

"I spoke to Katie earlier today and she told me that she wants the entire film to be the same shade of pink. She also told us that she doesn't want to play herself in the movie, she thinks someone 'dead classy' - like Penelope Pitstop but with bigger tits - should do it, but doesn't mind being the body double for the shagging scenes as long as it's done tastefully; 'without too many shots of the dick going in and out.' "

Katie later told her ever present Daily Sport reporter "Just because it's about me and my tits doesn't mean it all has to be about sex and stuff. It can be about the other stuff I've done, like... er... look, it just doesn't all have to be about shagging, ok? And tell the writer man to leave out all the long words, because Harvey gets bored of explaining them to mummy. And when the writer's finished with all the writing, have him oiled and sent to my room. He looks well fit and I reckon he's hung like a donkey.

Price, who was once voted 'Person Most Likely To Go Into The Sex Industry' when she was at primary school refused to give an official comment to Stinky Ponky. Instead she sent us a handwritten letter saying "I aynt sayin fuk al to you cos you said I thik n stuff befor an if anyone is thik you ar you fukers. Ther is no way i will ever shag you now, you basteds.

"But if you chanj your mind abowt that i have a slot free on sataday lunshtime."