Judge Anne Dury said "It is with the deepest regret that I find myself having to make the decision to have her terminated, but it's clear that she has become a threat to her own safety and more importantly that of those around her. In all honesty I believe it is an act of mercy. Let's face it, if Iceland say you're no good for their image, your life must be one big pile of poopy. It would seem that Ms Katona is now little more than an angry pink bag of cocaine."

 

In recognition of the sorry state in which Ms Katona finds herself Judge Dury has given her the right to choose how she will be terminated. The former Queen of the I'm a Celebrity jungle has in turn passed the decision into the hands of her fans who will vote for their favourite method of dispatch on her website. Many fans have offered their love and support on Ms Katona's forum while suggesting she could be drowned in a bag full of bricks, or similar.

 

"I don't think my life will be the same with you gone Kezza xxx," commented NaughtyLucy1982. "There will always be haters out there but we all love you. You could be dropped into a cauldron of boiling lager."

 

"I've been your biggest fan since you released Whole Again," xXx-luvlybublykaty-xXx wrote. "Even though it turns out you never actually sang on it and didn't really have anything to do with it because you left the band. I will miss you loads. Maybe if you were tied to a pole on top of a fast train until you smacked into a bridge?"

 

"I haven't stopped crying since they told me," said sexyPM_GordonB_69. "I can't believe they've done this to you. I'm TOTALLY gutted. I will ALWAYS love and remember you. Can they put you in a lead helmet and fire you off the white cliffs of Dover with a giant medieval catapult?"

 

Stinky Ponky's Celebrity Reporter Austin Tayshuss said "I think Kerry's problems began when Brian left her. Unfortunately she's now more famous for being twatted off her face on This Morning than she is for... hang on, what's she famous for again? Not very much in Atomic Kitten to be fair and in retrospect I'm not sure that she had the necessary qualifications to appear on I'm A Celebrity Desperately Performing CPR On My Long Since Dead Career By Eating A Koala Bear's Vagina... Get Me On The Telly.

 

"And after that she replaced Björk as the face of Iceland, although she looks more like it's arse. I vote for filling her with helium until she pops."