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GALLAGHER BASICALLY SAYS FUCK A LOT |
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March 1st 2011 Beady Eye front man Liam Galagher, probably best known for being the shit one in Oasis, has launched a four-letter tirade against Radiohead's latest album The King of Limbs, mainly because he doesn't know many longer words than that, unless they end in 'ing.' ![]() Gallagher, who was diagnosed during his early years as being a shitnut, laid into Radiohead during an interview with Horse and Hound magazine, saying "Fucking Radio fucking head. What?! Fuck. I mean, their fucking new fucking record is about a fucking old fucking tree, the fucking, fuck-faced fuckers. I mean, who writes a fucking record about a fucking old fucking tree for fucks fannying sake? I mean, if it's going to be about a fucking tree it should be about a modern fucking tree. A new fucking tree. I mean."
The King of Limbs, which to be fair really is about an old tree, is the latest title to be released by the miserable Oxford 5 piece. Front man Thom Yorke described the album to NME, saying "Little Red Riding Hood remembers the wolf, her grandmother and the AXE. They blur together, her mind swims through the forest, a sparrow farts - light, slow, deep, fast, up, down, brown, brown, brown... and then... What big teeth you have Grandma? I think not, therefore I aren't, and so comes the peace, like a monkey with wings. Ikea."
Stinky Ponky caught up with Homer Simpson eyed Gallagher, who has the ability to look in two directions at once, in Man-fucking-chester and tried not to look directly at him in case it was catching. "Fucks sake, I like to think that we're fucking good at what we fucking do," he told us, demonstrating a Gaddafi like disillusion, adding "A Fucking tree. Our latest song is about getting wankered, having a fight and shagging your mate's mum, and the fucking album is full of great fucking shit like that.
"I mean, like, the third fucking track, I Ain't Fucking Wanking, is about getting wankered and making sure your fucking bird does her fucking job, and Where's the Fucking Gravy is about beating the fucking shit out of the fuckers in the fucking chip shop when they run out of fucking gravy, and then fucking a bag of chips, when you're wankered. There's fuck all about old fucking trees on our fucking album.
"Fucking, wanking, fannying, fuck."
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