may 2011
UGLIES QUEUE FOR IMOGEN'S FUN TUNNEL
APRIL 2011
EMERGENCY TALENT DILUTION PLANS REVEALED
march 2011
BBC URGED TO TURN DOWN EASTENDERS PHIL COLLINS TO FINALLY STOP GALLAGHER BASICALLY SAYS FUCK A LOT
FEBRUARY 2011
FOREIGN MUSICAL TASTE INEXPLICABLE CORDEN BREAKS RECORD FOR KISSING ASS
OCTOBER 2010
COLDPLAY ARE FUCKING BOLLOCKS, CONFIRMS POLL
JULY 2010
SAATCHI FLY TIPS HIS SHIT ON THE BRITISH PUBLIC
JUNE 2010
BGT IN TRADE DESCRIPTIONS TROUBLE
MAY 2010
'SUICIDAL' TWEED GIVEN ENCOURAGEMENT
APRIL 2010
BRITNEY TOLD TO LEAVE TITS AT HOME PEBBLES TO WRITE BOYLE BOOK ANT-EATING TALENT DOG TIPPED FOR SUCCESS
MARCH 2010
BOYLE TO BUY TARTAN CAT EYEBROWS PUBLIC REALISE ANT AND DEC ARE SHITE PRICE TO MAKE PORNO OF HER LIFE BADGERS SNUBBED AT OSCARS HARRY POTTER AND THE BIG, GAY FACE BBC CUTBACKS PURELY FICTIONAL SAY CRITICS
FEBRUARY 2010
CAMPBELL WINS LIFETIME GBH AWARD LIAM GALLAGHER IS A GREAT BIG PENIS PEBBLES AND BOYLE CONFIRM SEPARATION HEATHER'S LEG SEEKS REPLACEMENT
JANUARY 2010
PARTY PLANS BEGIN AS JEZZER HEADS FOR THE STATES COWELL TO PUT THE BOOT IN SUBO LOOSE IN HEATHROW VINNIE WILL WIN BB OR SMACK YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN
DECEMBER 2009
BOY GEORGE BB BLAH BLAH BLAH WINEHOUSE CONFUSED BY PANTO GEORGE AND JOE RAGE ON RADIO FUCK LIVE GEORGE MICHAEL: "YOU COULD HELP BY SODDING OFF"
november 2009
COCKROACH CONTROLS KATIE PRICE COMPLAINTS OVER CELEBRITY RECYCLING PLANT BUILDERS OF 'TWATAPULT' GIVEN ANOTHER WEEK
OCTOBER 2009
RESTORATION WORK BEGINS ON WINEHOUSE ITV CANTEEN COFFEE NOW CLASS A X-FACTOR BLUNDER REVEALS SHOW SECRETS
SEPTEMBER 2009
X-FACTOR FREAKS DISAPPOINTINGLY NORMAL TWITTER USER SUED BY SOOTY COWELL'S FREAK A MASSIVE U.S. SUCCESS WEST WINS TOTAL FUCKING TIT AWARD GIANT RAT ARRESTED IN ESSEX MADONNA'S CARAVAN PARK
AUGUST 2009
KATONA TO BE PUT DOWN CHANNEL 4 FREAK FACTORY TO CLOSE X-FACTOR TESTING FOR MENTALS ALCOHOL BLAMED FOR JACK TWEED
JULY 2009
TWEED MOURNS GOODY BY SHAGGING
JUNE 2009
"HERE'S AN IDEA..." SAY AEG LIVE SCOTS REBUILD HADRIANS WALL MALAWI CANCELS MADONNA MOVE EVEN OASIS THINK THAT OASIS ARE SHITE WORLD FREAK SHOW PAXMAN INSULTS BRITAIN IN IT'S ENTIRETY
MAY 2009
BOYLE CRITIC LYNCHED RAMSAY SUES OVER COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT BOYLE'S EYEBROWS GO SOLO FEARS GROW OVER BRIT'S SERIOUS APPROACH TO EUROVISION
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