Boy, who is on license and wearing a tag after being convicted of falsely imprisoning a male escort, is said to be 'very disappointed' with the decision, while plumber Dave Watt, 32, from Bristol 'could not give a big fat fuck.' When Stinky Ponky asked Mr Watt if he believed Boy would have been an entertaining housemate he went cross eyed and dribbled before passing out from pure apathy.

 

A spokesman for Big Brother said "I'm just vaguely irritated that we bought all of those wide angle lenses for nothing. You don't have the number for Michelle McManus do you? No? Can you think of any other washed up, fat, neurotic ex-celebs we can use? No, we've already had Vanessa Feltz."

 

Tony One, a retired Upholsterer from Tunbridge Wells said "There's a bit of cobweb that hangs from one corner of my living room ceiling that I've been meaning to remove for a while now. This holds far more importance for me than anything to do with Mr George and his...

 

"I'm truly sorry but I appear to have completely ceased to care and will be unable to discuss this matter any further. Good day to you."

 

Father Paul Delaney, a Catholic Priest from Bath said "Fuck him.

 

"Fuck him and fuck the fucking horse he rode in on."