Mr Cameron, who has roughly the same intimidation rating as a dead womble, is believed not to have expected the comments to be made public. He was referring to his plans to cut public spending should the Conservative Party win the next election. Stinky Ponky's political analyst, Professor John Wonderwall from the University of Western Democracy in the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia said "I know he was talking during an interview to a Sun journalist but surely to God he didn't expect this to go public. Not only is it the most embarrassingly pathetic example of fighting talk ever to pass the lips of what passes for a man, but I have a three year old daughter who could kill him - actually kill him - without breaking a sweat.

 

"In fact, she has a hamster. The hamster could take him."

 

Doctor Focks, speaking from the Hospital for Illness and Injuries in central London said that the patients were in a critical but stable condition. "Laughter is supposed to be the best medicine," he told us, "but like all medicines it's possible to overdose. The NHS have opened a helpline to anyone who believes they are suffering from laughter injuries caused by Mr Cameron's comments. Fortunately there have been no further cases requiring hospitalization as most people have suffered only mild affects. They've been able to stay at home and treat the illness by watching Keeping Up Appearances.

 

"We hope that when our three critical patients regain consciousness we can begin an intensive course of Allo Allo although we have to be careful we don't overdo it and induce depression as that was a pile of old dog wank."

 

Stinky Ponky spoke to a TUC representative who told us "We're not overly concerned with Mr Cameron's comments. When the time comes we'll slap the silly little shit around a bit and probably hang him up by his pants."