The move follows comments from the Former Archbishop of Canterbury Lord Carey who allegedly told reporters "While I fully understand that Mr Griffin is entitled to his opinion and that the nation has voted to give him a voice in Europe, I still think that when it comes to joining the Jesus Christ fan club, he can fuck right off."

 

In addition to Lord Carey's comments a survey of British and Irish priests has shown that an overwhelming 106% would rather be associated with touching choir boys than with the BNP. Pope German Bloke XVI apparently had a "right old benny" when he heard that Fuhrer Griffin was trying to jump onto the Christian donkey, yelling "Just the fucking Anglicans, ok? I'm a shitting Nazi, and even I think he's a cheesy fuck-stick!" before kicking over the poker table and spilling gin on the whores.

 

Government spokesman Jenny Tulse told Stinky Ponky "It's going to have to be a damn big stick to be honest. It's not just a matter of getting him into the water while staying as far away as possible. Ideally we want to get him right out to sea and away from British shores so that no one can hear him wittering on about his father being in the RAF. Incidentally, we checked the military records and his father, George 'Chock' Griffin, spent most of his time in the RAF being wedged behind the wheel of a Lancaster bomber to stop it from rolling away.

 

"We're also searching for someone who's willing to do the actual pushing. The pay is very good indeed and includes a pension and a knighthood, but no one wants it. We've even offered it to award winning sewage worker Dave Watt, who is responsible for fishing turds out of Central London's waste with a little net and a bucket. He just shook his head and told us he wouldn't have anything to do with a shit that big, even though he's had to deal with some world class floaters in his time that have nearly dragged him under.

 

One source close to Fuhrer Griffin has revealed that he is at a very low ebb and appears extremely distraught and depressed, adding "It's fucking fantastic."