David, who looked as happy as anything and kept blushing like a slutty schoolgirl after an inappropriately suggestive comment from a dodgy old geography teacher, positively preened when Mr O''Bama tickled him under the chin and asked him if he wanted a nice, brown sausage. Barack and David were cooking on a barbecue at the time for a reason that will almost certainly exist.

David said that he wasn't very hungry, but Mr O'''Bama said that he was sure David would love his sausage, pointing out that David had never tasted his sausage before. He even offered to slip his sausage into David's bun, but David said that he didn't think his bun was big enough for such a big, brown sausage. David was still smiling but in a different way that made the rest of his face look sad.

David changed the subject and started to tell some other people who were there about how they were going to be hard on Libya, which is a country just past Cornwall. Mr O''''Bama said he loved being hard, and if that's what David wanted he would be very hard for him. David coughed and said that he meant that he wanted to "turn up the heat" in Libya, ignoring Mr O'''''Bama's comment about getting sweaty, adding that he intended to move faster in Libya now.

Mr O''''''Bama gave David a long look and said that actually he was going to take it slow and steady, asking if David would mind if he took it slow and steady. David blushed again but without the smile this time, looked at his shoes and said "Er." Mr O'''''''Bama said to David "Are you absolutely sure you wouldn't like a big, juicy, brown sausage? This one's ready for you right now David, and it's so hot and swollen that I'm worried it might burst."

Mrs O''''''''Bama turned to Mrs Cameron and said "He means his cock."