The Quango was thought to have been hunted to extinction in Britain during the 90's - but has recently been spotted in Cornwall. Farmers have reported losing sheep and are now attributing the loss to Quango attacks. Tom Piperson, a farmer from Bodmin told Stinky Ponky "I saw it across the field in the dusk last week. All teeth and damn big shoulders it was. It put the willies up me and no mistake. It's been years since I saw a Quango in these parts but now it's taken some of my prettiest sheep. Young ewes that I was very fond of, let me tell you."

 

Many myths surround the elusive Quango, not least among them is the popular belief that the Quango was formed by mixing a quava and a mango, however if you put these ingredients together you get Um Bongo, a popular beverage in the Congo.

 

Quangos are actually catlike in appearance despite coming from the family Scairifuccus which is more closely related to a badger. The large size of the testes of a male Quango have resulted in many popular entries in the English language including; He's got some quangos on him, A kick in the quangos and Kiss my massive hairy quangos you fat munter amongst others. The Quango is even believed to have been the real life influence for Lewis Carroll's mythical beast in the poem Jabberwocky.

 

Stinky Ponky asked David Cameron about his fascination for the creature, and he told us "It's always been a disappointment to me that Quangos died out in Britain so many years ago and I never got to see them. This may be the only Quango left alive in the world. I'm very excited at the prospect of seeing one in the wild, and shooting it."