The first man, the Englishman, is something to do with politics but not real politics because he does it abroad, a bit like BNP Fuhrer Nick Griffin but with real eyes and less racism. The other man is in charge of lots of countries in Europe only not really. The first man, who has a name, said "Who are you? You are like a wet rag but not useful like a chamois leather, more like one that's just been used to wipe shit off a donkey. Who am I for that matter and what are we doing here?"

Lots of other people who were in the place with the man and the other man agreed that the first man was a bit naughty really, even if he was saying it to someone from Belgium. None of them had the faintest idea what the place was for either or what they were doing there. Someone at the back said that it might be something to do with how bent your banana was allowed to be, which got a bit of a chuckle. The person, who may have been a woman, went on to say "No, seriously. And I'm sure that we once decided that you couldn't call it a hamburger if it wasn't from Hamburg." Another person asked where beefburgers came from and a lot of people thought it was Iceland while others thought it was Macdonalds.

The man from Belgium, who had a silly name like Humpty Rumpy-Pumpy or something, said something that everyone instantly forgot and afterwards no one could remember what he looked like because they kept thinking of Sven Goran-Eriksson. The man from England is something to do with a political party that's probably fascist rather than racist like the BNP. It's difficult to say for certain as they don't really matter, like the Green Party or the Liberal Democrats. People in the place in Europe will sit next to the English man, which is more than can be said for Fuhrer Griffin. The others must find Griffin smelly or something. Or maybe it's just because he's a wob-eyed Nazi. Not many people like Nazis after what Hitler did.

Political analysts in Britain told Stinky Ponky "The whole thing's a bit of a mystery to be honest. Apparently they all sit there in that Europe place and make rules for Spaniards and Frenchies and possibly even Denmark. The rules all tend to be a bit daft, like 'no badgers after ten o'clock' and 'red sky at night turkish delight' apparently. I doubt very much anyone takes any notice. Someone said they do rules for Britain as well which is a bit pointless really what with us already having rules and everything.

"I wouldn't worry about it too much. What about Eastenders, eh? Didn't see that coming."