Politicians from all major parties have condemned protesters who pelted BNP Fuhrer Nick Griffin with eggs for missing a perfectly good opportunity to use bricks – and for wasting eggs.

Anti-fascist protester Sam Annella defended his actions saying “This country has a long history of pelting fat bastards with eggs. Although I admit that with hindsight a half brick might have been more satisfying we should stick by our proud British traditions.”

The protesters approached Britain’s Chief Nazi on the College Green today where he was giving a speech on world peace and how to avoid it while surrounded by his personal bodyguards, affectionately known as the SS. Mr Griffin was then ‘egged’ so heavily that he was unable to respond with the traditional ‘politician’s puff punch’ as ably demonstrated by previously egged fatty John Prescott. Another protester told Stinky Ponky “I was packing some serious eggs. I hit him straight in his greasy jowls with a free range, lion branded extra large.”

When we contacted BNP headquarters in their underground bunker they dismissed the attack as a joke. Uber Lieutenant Jenny ‘Knuckles’ Smith, declining to comment on the quantity of Fuhrer Griffin’s testicles, told Stinky Ponky “Sometimes you can’t make an omelette without campaigning for the deportation of ethnic minorities.”

It is not yet known if the expected protesters will interrupt the schedule of the BNP leader any further or if Mr Griffin, who’s first name rhymes with dick, will be at Waterstones in Piccadilly tomorrow for the planned book burning.