BNP Fuhrer Nick Griffin has sent all members of his party a cyanide capsule to use as the European Allies close on his bunker.

The Equality and Human Rights Commission is taking the BNP to court for breach of the Race Relations Act due to it's policy on the ethnicity of it's members. This has caused Chief Nazi Griffin to tell supporters it is time to "adapt or die". The EHRC have advised that either course of action is perfectly acceptable.

In a letter which accompanies each pill the Fuhrer tells party members "In the wake of the court case, it's time to become a new party for the 21st century. It's time for the BNP to change. Not very much of course, we're all very fond of the racism and fascism, but we're going to have to find another way of saying 'British white people only' or we'll be knee deep in turbans before you can say Adolf Hitler."

A further note was sent by courier to all members the following day which said "Forgot to mention, some of you apparently thought the little pill that we sent was a tic-tac. It's actually a cyanide capsule and you should only eat it if everything goes completely tits up. Really sorry about that. Flowers have been arranged for all relatives. Love, Nick."

Stinky Ponky's political analyst, Professor John Wonderwall from the Skopje University of Western Democracy in the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia said "Ultimately it's not possible to make their membership policy legal by just changing the words. Mr Griffin states that his party is not racist. In turn I would like to state that Mr Griffin is NOT a stain on the underpants of British politics. He is NOT the result of cock dribble, or of a wet fart following the previous evening's curry. And he is most certainly NOT the aftermath of playing pocket billiards while watching Babestation. He's a credit to society, NOT a wart on it's genitalia, as are ALL members of the BNP.

"The sky is green, trees don't exist, fish dissolve in water... and I am a big, fat fucking liar.

"I appeal to ALL members of the BNP to eat the tic-tac."