JUNE 2011

CAMERON PREPARES DUELLING HANDBAGS
"LOOK!" SAYS IMF

may 2011

MR OBAMA VERY HAPPY WITH HIS SPECIAL LITTLE BOY
MAIL READERS APPROACH DANGEROUS LEVELS OF SMUG

APRIL 2011

COALITION BITCH FIGHT BEGINS
DUFFY CALLS OUT CAMERON
BROWN WORRIED BRITAIN WILL FORGET HIS SHITNESS

FEBRUARY 2011

CAMERON SUSPENDS GADDAFI'S TV LICENSE
CAMERON HELPS ARABS SHOOT EACH OTHER
GOVERNMENT U-TURN ON GOVERNMENT U-TURNS
COLIN THE TIGER RELEASED INTO NUMBER TEN

JUNE 2010

POLICE TO BE REPLACED WITH MONKEYS ON BIKES

MAY 2010

BRITAIN UNLIKELY TO GIVE A SHIT BY SATURDAY

april 2010

ISN'T IT CHEAPER TO DROWN THE BNP?
"WE LOVE BIGOTS" SAYS CAMERON
POSTMAN PAT DOUBTFUL FOR TORY EVENT
MAIL PROVES CLEGG TO BE EVIL NAZI
BRICKS, NOT EGGS, YOU DONUT
BROWN TO PLUG VOLCANO WITH PRESCOTT'S ARSE
SUDDEN HEATWAVE COMES FROM CLEGG'S RECTUM

MARCH 2010

LUMLEY MAKES BROWN HER BITCH
WE LOVE YOU DARLING
MPS ARE MADE ENTIRELY OF SHIT
CLEGG TELLS A FUNNY, FUNNY JOKE

FEBRUARY 2010

MAN NASTY TO OTHER MAN IN A PLACE
"FORCES OF HELL" TURNS OUT TO BE ELDERLY CAT
GORDON BROWN STOLE MY SWEETIES
BLACK AND ASIAN PEOPLE QUEUE TO JOIN BNP

JANUARY 2010

BROWN OPENS CAN OF WHOOPASS ON TERROR
"IT'S SLEET IN A SOUP BOWL" SAYS BROWN

DECEMBER 2009

IRISH MPs ASK "CAN WE SAY TITS?"

NOVEMBER 2009

BROWN MAKES QUEEN SLAG OFF CAMERON
"SCIENCE SHMIENCE" SAYS BROWN

october 2009

GRIFFIN TO BE PUSHED INTO THE SEA WITH A LONG STICK
"LESBIANS" PLEDGES CAMERON
BNP DEFUMIGATED
MPs BASTARDRY LEVELS NOW UNMEASURABLE

SEPTEMBER 2009

BROWN WHIPS CROWD INTO A FRENZY IN BRIGHTON
CLEGG ARRESTED FOR SUSPECTED DRUG ABUSE
"THANKS FOR THE MONEY - NOW FUCK OFF"
BNP DISPENSES CYANIDE TO MEMBERS

AUGUST 2009

HANNON: "I MEANT VHS, NOT NHS"
DUNCAN: "I AM A GREAT BIG SHIT"
HARMAN - "I'M JUST AS SHIT AS GORDON - WITH TITS"
CAMERON GETS ALL COCKY, SWAGGERS

JULY 2009

STOP BEING SILLY DAVID
PUBLIC OUTCRY AS BEER WASTED ON NAZI
EX HOME SECRETARY ADMITS TO BEING SHITE
GRIFFIN'S GOT THE LURGEE
THE HUNTING OF THE QUANGO
CONSERVATIVES SAY "WE LOVE GAYS"
BROWN AND CAMERON SLAG EACH OTHER OFF

JUNE 2009

NEW SPEAKER BERCOW STRICT WITH NOISY MPs
BROWN STILL STUPID ENOUGH TO TALK
"HANG ON A SECOND..." SAYS CAMERON
PM SAYS "DON'T MENTION THE WAR"
BLEARS SORRY FOR ACCIDENTALLY SHAFTING BROWN
"BROWN DIDN'T TRUST ME" SAYS LABOUR BIRD
PROTESTERS PELT FAT NAZI WITH EGGS
"WELL, ISN'T THIS NICE?" SAYS BROWN
"WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO WARSAW" SAY BNP
PM LOCKS THE DOOR AND SAYS "SIT FUCKING DOWN"
"ISN'T IT QUIET IN HERE?" SAYS BROWN
WESTMINSTER'S QUEEN OF PORN SENT PACKING

MAY 2009

DIRTY CASH
CAMERON SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING
BNP TOO LOONY FOR LOONIES
MANY CASUALTIES AS GRAVY TRAIN DERAILS
MPs WERE VICTIMS OF CULT LEADER
PM TAKES DRASTIC ACTION IN EXPENSES WAR