Earlier today pest control officers moved in to flush out the racists and make it a lovely place for ethnic minorities to gather for tea and biscuits and a bit of a chinwag. One onlooker, Rhys Twatch, told Stinky Ponky that soon after the fumigation began racists began flooding out of the party like "rats leaving a stinking shit."

 

He went on to say, "When I heard that they were finally flushing the racists out I came down to watch. There were loads of others doing the same as me; all colours, creeds, races and religions. I chatted with a few and found one old West Indian couple who told me how happy they were now that they would finally be able to join the BNP. They were thrilled."

 

Stinky Ponky managed to speak briefly with one fleeing racist who told us "I'm offski. This isn't the party I joined. I became a member of the BNP because freedom of speech was being destroyed in this country, and I wanted to help destroy it. It's wrong to think of me as a racist though. I don't hate black people any more than I hate yellow people, or the French. I hate them all equally."

 

Pest control officers managed to flush and destroy hundreds of racists, but many more have been captured and put in holding pens. Stinky Ponky asked if the plan was to have them humanely destroyed.

 

"Goodness no!" one officer told us. "I can assure you that we don't treat racists like that. Our budget doesn't stretch to it. No nice stuff I'm afraid, they will have to be beaten to death with big, shit covered sticks. It's the only way.

 

"Although if we catch their leader Fuhrer Griffin we may suffocate some of them between his flaccid arse cheeks. The Fuhrer himself, of course, will have to be rehabilitated and returned to society.

 

"Just kidding! We'll probably boil him in piss."