With the BNP winning two seats at the European parliament it will only be a matter of time before we invade Poland, experts say.

“Now that the BNP have managed to get a foot in the door of Britain they are expected to use storm troopers to force it open before interrogating the occupants,” said Stinky Ponky’s political analyst, Professor John Wonderwall from the University of Western Democracy in the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia. “You need to find work for these people so that they can go back to drinking themselves shitless every night and leave the voting to people who don’t pretend to read page two of the Sun while secretly eyeing up the tits. You’re going to have more Nazis than the Sound of Music soon.”

“It’s a great moment for democracy” said BNP Fuhrer Nick Griffin incorrectly while lacing up his jack boots. “This is the British people fighting back. This country has been on the brink of disaster for many years but today we took a huge step forward."

Stinky Ponky asked the Prime Minister for his comments. “We had a damn great plug built in secret under Birmingham during the Second World War” said a wild eyed Gordon Brown, texture like sun, adding; “Churchill said he’d rather see the country sink than go to the Nazis. Well it’s time to pull it out, because the fuckers are here. Can your house float Griffin? CAN IT? No, it fucking can’t. HA HA HA HA HA.”