"What is wrong with people?!" said Dave Smith from Cardiff. "First they throw good eggs and now beer at a democratically elected Member of the European Parliament. It's a disgrace. Are these people completely incapable of finding bricks?!"

 

John Smith from Bradford told Stinky Ponky "I've been a Guinness drinker for over thirty years and I nearly cried to hear that good Guinness was being poured on a Nazi. Rather than waste it let me drink it. When I'm done with it you can have it back and chuck it over as many Nazis as you can find."

 

In the wake of 'Guinnessgate' a Facebook group has been formed by members of the public to suggest alternative substances with which to coat fascists. Tim O'Tay from Chesterfield wrote "My dog has a delicate stomach and is forever yacking up on the carpet. As someone who has placed a foot in a warm, sticky puddle on their way to the toilet in the dark at 3am I can guarantee that it's absolutely fucking rancid. I'll happily smear it all over Fuhrer Griffin's stupid, fat face if you like."

 

Dennis Roosos from Braintree in Essex said "I think a combination of battery acid, swarfega and iron filings would be ideal. Perhaps launching it from a turkey baster would aid projection and accuracy, increasing the chance of blinding the shitty, cock sucking, racist, fascist, ugly fuck stick."

 

Yuri Nayte from Leek in Staffordshire wrote "I think you're all over-complicating the issue. We could all provide a few pints of piss a day at the drop of a hat. It would make me proud to be British if, as a nation, we could pull together in these difficult times and drown all the fascists in piss."