***NEW SECTION*** Got a problem that no one can solve? Tell it to
Uncle Griff, Stinky Ponky's new Agony Uncle.
Screw the radio; it's full of naff bands and crappy tunes. You don't want that do you? Listen to
Ponkmusic instead. You will love it.
And screw the TV too! It's all lies, lies, lies. Watch our
videos and feel the truth enter your head straight through your eyes.
We love stupid people because they are fun to laugh at. Here are some
idiots to prove our point. Enjoy!
Who knows what the future may hold? We do of course! If you want to know too read our
Horoscopes.
Want to read the rantings and ravings of an angry, sarcastic, miserable bastard? Of course you do, so read the
Editorial.
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